Another step towards ladyhood

Buying a whole new wardrobe is one thing. Keeping it presentable is another. I'm using the trial and error method. One thing you shouldn't do is wash white and coloured garments together. I never have white garments, and that's for a reason. But now I have a white shirt. Or rather; had. I made sure I didn't wash it with the red shirts I had bought. But I did wash it with a white-and-red stripy shirt I had bought in a charity shop. If it's second hand it must have been washed many times before! That can't do any harm. But yes it can. It must have been a shirt someone bought in a whim, never wore, and then gave away to the charity shop. Just my luck.

Another thing you shouldn't do is go caving, get entirely caked in mud, have a shower but refrain from washing your hair, and then wear that not-quite-white-anymore-but-still-very-light shirt. All the mud from your hair ends up in the collar!

A third thing you shouldn't do is letting your tidy shirts crumble in the cupboard. A lady hangs her outfits from a clothes hanger! But I wasn't a lady, so I had filled my space up with shelves. And now I had to think again.

I now converted the cupboard in a most adaptable way; the shelves have been sawn in two, and you can just decide to either leave or remove any shelf. So that way you can adjust your cupboard to a changing hanging clothes/lying clothes ratio. Am I not a true inventor? And a damn well-dressed one at that!